This letter was sent to me from America’s Heartland.
Dear Dick,
I live in Nebraska where anyone with a decent job can afford to buy a house. Recently, I’m seeing a trend in the amount of women who feel that they can AND SHOULD buy their own house. “How the fuck do these women expect to mow the lawn?” I asked a friend of mine who is buying a house. She replied, “You.” After I finished laughing, she asked if she could borrow my lawnmower to do it. “How are you going to get the mower from my house to yours?” I said. She replied, “Your truck.”
Property ownership for women should be discouraged, starting at the real estate agent.
CE in Nebraska.
Well said, CE in Nebraska. Women should not own property.
A woman owning property is like giving a monkey a dog on a leash. It doesn’t mean the monkey has a pet. It means some idiot tied a dog to a monkey.
Women owning property doesn’t mean that they themselves aren’t property.
But what’s the worst that could happen? So a few women buy a few houses and fuck them up, it’s not like that will fuck up the entire global economy, right?
Wrong. Women caused the subprime mortgage meltdown. [Read more]